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de Bernd 2025-12-01 19:58:22 No. 27279 Reply
Man, my mom is the best. She made me an Advent calendar and filled it with sweets. :3
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>>27294 Wanted to say the same, but then I did the math. Fuck, we're old, Bernd.
Cute and adorable. How old are you? My mom did the same when I was underage. It was a green christmas tree (paper) with shortened toilet paper rolls clad in red crepe paper which was tied together with a golden string. Decent amount of space and all homemade. I may have occasionally had a factory-made advent calendar from somewhere, but I think mom's was usually the main one.
Mine still insists on giving me one every year.
My mum complains about Christmas and doesn't like it at all. At least she gets me a Pokemon Plush most years though.
>>27389 >My mum complains about Christmas and doesn't like it at all. Dump her and get a better mother oh wait

tx Bernd 2025-12-03 00:39:55 No. 27587 Reply

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Do you complain about lame threads? Or do you make good ones?
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All my threads are good regardless of complaints otherwise
>>27620 Most German post of the day
I rarely make threads, but when I do, I make sure to invite discussion and facilitate the exchange of knowledge, experience and good media. Complaining doesn't do much. I just report garbage, so the mods can keep the board clean.
>>27620 >>>27621 >imagine the arrogance one must have to think one's thoughts are important That’s why I post on /m/ sometimes.
>>27665 >I make sure to invite discussion and facilitate the exchange of knowledge, experience and good media <look at me, I'm the greatest thread creator ever

us Bernd 2025-12-03 12:58:26 No. 27680 Reply

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became a fat drunk like my parents that need the tv to fall asleep, except with less economic opportunity
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>>27689 idk man it worked for me t. ex lazy no-exercise procrastinator
The key is to identify your bad habits and replace them with less bad ones. Not doing something is not an option, but you can do something different. When you have managed to do something different for 2 months the new objective is to not forget why you stopped doing the bad thing, be it smoking, drinking, gambling, porn.
I used to do that well into my 20's out of habit because I was scared of the dark as a kid. Then one day I just kinda noticed that I sleep better without it.
If I hear any kind of talking of any kind my brain fixates on it and I absolutely cannot sleep until it stops
became better than my upbringing and I’m still on my way up. Alcohol is pure poison

de Bernd 2025-12-02 15:39:50 No. 27467 Reply
Why am I wearing a funny hat? And why is it snowing? What the fuck is going on here right now
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The snow flakes on .rip are better, idk if they are the same as the ones from .net but even if that’s true than they sucked. They are massive emoji tier that distract you from what you are doing. Switching boards makes them restart and the time it takes for them to fall is not instant, unlike the .rip snow flakes that start falling before the screen is loaded. The only problem with the .rip snow flakes is they are a little small, but that’s better than massive ones that take up the screen. That’s on normal winter mode btw.
>>27594 >he can read posts when it snows lol. lmao even.
>>27573 I use tomorrow and still get snowflakes
wish we'd just use the particles that sageru uses

de Bernd 2025-12-02 18:39:54 No. 27496 Reply
I had to install Ubuntu on some work machines today and I really have to say the installer came a far way. Very smooth and clear experience, the installer looks very beautiful as well.
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Can't wait to install Leenucks again tbh.
I ironically had much difficulty with Ubuntu compared to other lainiks distros
>>27507 That's besides the point, I was only commenting on the installer. I also had some Ubuntu issues in the past, which is why I usually prefer Linux Mint.
>>27503 The GUI installer has like four steps, what was so hard to follow?
Cringe ass typeface they use

ru Bernd 2025-11-22 16:14:41 No. 24205 Reply
How can I compute something on my computer?
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>>24407 That song is a banger. Reminds me of https://youtu.be/JOUIpy3FieI t. hanks
Op's here. I decided to take a data analyisis course at university. They say I will be able to make some computations with data and shit.
>>26526 "Data analysis", "big data" Vastly overhyped for 5+ years. As is usual for such things, it's not entirely useless, but also not as great as the stupid hype machine made people believe.
>>26647 I will be able to analyze stuff, is that bad?
>>27607 Unless you study computer science and get deep into it, it's pretty useless these days. Up until AI hit data analyst was some SQL monkey that cleaned datasets and made them presentable with some shit software like PowerBI or Tableau. Right now everything that took some idiot an entire day is like 30 minutes of work with an AI assistant.

ca Bernd 2025-12-02 05:15:56 No. 27373 Reply

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Let's create a gas station and name it KC’s, so that we could all make pizza together.
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>>27401 There is nothing wrong with being a NEET!!!
Let's create a ladyboy bar and name it Gaycee so I can bimbofy and whore out Bernds!
>>27405 This is the most tier idea I ever heard >>27373 I typed that out with a VPN without a bypass, you may want to fix that.
>>27404 Sure it is. Neets are useless and the world would be better without them.
>>27604 It's important for the labour market to have a certain level of unemployment.

de Bernd 2025-12-02 14:36:15 No. 27446 Reply

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Does fapping daily cause erectile dysfunction?
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>>27548 I did two times today, it feels like too much personally. 1 would be much better.
>>27446 Fapping 5 times daily for several decades now. Still great reptile function. Also, death grip of death not stopping me from cumming into [redacted] no problem.
Not at all, but it can make it difficult in the first couple of weeks or months IF and when you find gf. The feeling in the benin is all different and you don't have complete control. It may take time to get used to it, but this Bernd could make dealings.
>>27557 Amateur numbers t. 2-3x per day on average
No and trust me I KNOW. It’s healthy to get toxins out of your body by nutting and erections help with blood flow in the penis stimulating growth.

il Bernd 2025-12-01 23:35:54 No. 27344 Reply
The Italian movie L'eclisse was released in west Germany as Liebe 1962 (???). The movie L'avventura was released as Die mit der Liebe spielen (???) in west Germany. How was this allowed and what is even the objective in giving entirely fantasy names unrelated to the original name of the movie?
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>>27402 I printed and it is sitting on table dusty for more than a year.
>>27458 How to explain Liebe 1962? It gives a bizarre temporarility to the movie, as if it's a celebration of the time during release or something.
>>27460 Same reason as with the other one. "Liebe" is such a common and overused word that I wouldn't be surprised if there were three or four other films of the same name that came out in the same week.
I hope L'Eclisse and L'Avventura get good restorations some day. The old Criterion BluRays don't look good. I even bought a new French BluRay of L'avventura a couple of months ago, but it looked like shit.

pl Bernd 2025-11-30 20:04:33 No. 26850 Reply
How often do you fantasize about alternative reality/life you will never have? Me: daily.
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I used to think that since I was born my life had failed. That I was out of place. In my life I simply did not have anything that would make me happy, there were no people truly dear to me. So if there was such a reality, then in it I would have been born as a completely different person, but with my own consciousness. My only salvation was the Internet lel. Everything seems better now. I try to forget what happened then and live for today. Everything that happened in the past no longer concerns me. But somewhere there must be a reality in which I was always happy

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>>26850 What do you mean? Do you mean an alternative reality where you chose another career path, or an alternative reality where you are a dark master colonizing other planets?
>>27043 Are you still reading the manga? I stopped a while ago.
>>26935 > I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO FUCK AN ACTUAL JAPAN COUNTRYHUMAN!!! There's a thread on kohl with literal how-tos
>>26856 >Me: never. What if you could quantum leap (go back in time and become your younger self) then mine/purchase a ton of Bitcoin and become a millionair?